Hi there hello!

If you’re looking for my official merch store, it’s this one right here on Threadless.

Unfortunately there are a whole lot of other sites selling merchandise with my catchphrases on them, and there’s not a ton I can do about it. I’ve tried to get a handle on them in the past, but it’s kind of like playing whack-a-mole.

So thanks for taking the time to find the actual one!